Spoiler ahead! Pitbull’s glowsticks rave and Justin Bieber’s so-not-fetch attempt to introduce leather MC Hammer pants into the ballroom have concluded. After a two-hour results special on DWTS: All-Stars premiere week, one of 13 Sparkalien couples has been cast off of Planet Mirrorballus. ‘Tis a cruel and unusual society they’ve got going on up there. The two eliminated dancers on Week 1 are…..
Pamela Anderson and Tristan MacManus.
Drew Lachey and Anna Trebunskaya joined Pam and Tristan in the bottom two.
No brainer, right? But poor Tristan!
Kirstie Alley in heat and Tom Bergeron in cigarette-miming cool-down mode would like to encourage you to appraise EW.com’s Hidden Gems of the ‘All-Stars’ premiere!
Stay tuned for my full recap later on. Here it is!
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Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
“Doesn’t the leg part of Kym’s full body fringe remind us ladies of what it looks like to take the sweat pants off after a long, cold winter?? 
” –Christy Who Never Dances
“Joey Fatone’s F-note on his lapel” –iggy, endorsed by Fridgedancer
“Helio and Chelsea’s handshake before their dance was very reminiscent of the one young Lindsay Lohan did with her butler in The Parent Trap. Hip bumps ftw!” –Ktbanks
“Chelsie looks like one of those Barbie cakes you get at Target….” –gigi
“Bruno saying Helio wasn’t that great tonight, and Chelsie going “OHHH” like Mario when he jumps on a spiky turtle and dies…” –Mickey021496, endorsed by gigi, Wiltasaurus
“Emmitt giving Apolo the death stare in the celebriquarium when he was getting his scores.” –Liz, endorsed by gigi
Tony pinched Tom’s butt!” –Fridgedancer